How i came to be here. (A.K.A. I'VE BEEN KITTYNAPPED!!)

First off i'm a 9 month old (in human years) white n orange kitty. The first human dad i had kittynapped me from my fur mom when i was about 4 weeks old n was still getting most of my foods from her. At his home the only foods that i got was what human foods they ate when they felt like giving me some which wasn't very often. They didn't even give me any lovins. My first human dads friends who we lived with told him that if he didn't buy me foods they were going to find me a new home. First human dad had the nerve to say "fine i'll take her (i was so young he thought i was a girl kitty) to the pound and have her put to sleep". This was said in front of a boy n girl friend of first human dad. The boy friend waited till first human left the room then he grabbed me n shoved me under his jacket n took me out into the cold n dark world! I was bein kittynapped again! But this time it was all good cause the human boy n girl became my big bubba n sissy n they took me home to my real human mom n human dad.